Thursday, July 13, 2006

I'm a Toys R Us Kid

Cassie and I are waiting for the movers and I was just thinking that my grade school had only one spelling bee, no science fairs, and a slide that had graffiti of a large penis on it for the entire six years I was there. Damn that grade school sucked. I lost my keys one time and for the rest of my father’s life he told people that I lost my keys all the time. I hated that. It rained every Halloween that I went to that school. I guess what I’m saying is that I’m glad I’m a grown up because I can eat and spoil my dinner, I don’t have to go down slides (they really are not that much fun), and if I choose to enjoy kids things that is only a bonus.

I leave tomorrow morning for my flight to Chicago. It is warm there so I can wear slippers all the time there too.

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