What a week in news in the time that I have been hibernating the last few days. Hamas wins an election in Palestine and decides to promote tourism by promoting the lives of suicide bombers. Iran is still trying to make a nuclear weapon. Bush is still spying on you. The State of the Union, Oscar nominations, and Pat Robertson sounded like he was having a homosexual relationship by telling everyon that he has been "enjoying" Jesus. Oh, and people are still having sex.
The most important news though is that Samuel L. Jackson got his own Hollywood star. This is long overdue, the Simpsons have a star and they are not even real. We all need Samuel “bad motherfucker” Jackson. If he was our president he would be in the front line just like the kings in the years past (can you imagine Charles riding a horse into battle?). Every one of out enemies (I’m looking at you Pat Robertson) would be shitting in their pants. Really this is long overdue because Samuel L. Jackson is the only reason to see any movie even the movies that he doesn’t make an appearance.
A word about the State of the Union speech, it was really bad. He is trying to highlight that we are too dependent on oil, but he’s said that in the past and done nothing about it. Just like AIDS in Africa, another issue he has brought up in the past that he has done nothing about it. Bush did indicate that he is planning to continue spying on you though. An interesting note about that, he announced that he was going to continue changing the nation to a 1984 model and there were people standing applauding him. I was watching on CNN and they zoomed in on Hillary Clinton during this and she was shaking her head and I swear she said “bastard”.
Right now though I have some kind of bug bite on my leg, there is a softball sized lump on my leg it is a combination of red and purple with black lines that indicate where my veins are. It burns too, that is how I know it is working; when my leg goes numb I know that I’m in trouble.
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