So those of you who are thinking about plastic surgery please consider the hidden dangers of your choice.
Friday, December 02, 2005
The celebrity that I most resemble
Let me take some time to talk about the hidden danger of plastic surgery. The children of parents who got plastic surgery will think that they are adopted because they do not have the same nose, forehead, or ass as their parent. I have some personal experience with this. For those of you who don’t know me the celebrity that I most resemble is Optimus Prime, but my father looked like Shipwreck from GI Joe. Obviously I thought that I was adopted, but as it turns out my father had extensive plastic surgery to get that look. He even had surgery on our canary to make it look like a parrot.
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You had a bird?
I once had two birds for a few years, one ate the other one. True story. They were mean birds too, from then on I thought that birds were bad pets.
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